Saturday, July 5, 2008

Dining At Ingolf's Kneipe

Last week I took my friends to Ingolf's Kneipe to have dinner since she is going to Australia soon to further her study.
It's a small German restaurant in Penang recommended by my Ex-German Lecturer. The Environment there was fine but people flock there just for one reason...the fantastic FOOD
There are some precaution steps needed to be taken if u are treating ur friends or bringing your GF there..

Here you are:

Step 1: When you order Mushroom soup, ALWAYS ask for "Kurang Mushroom" and then insist that they charge you 40 cents less to compensate for the fewer mushrooms in your soup.

The logic for this is simple.

When you go eat wan tan mee and ask the hawker to "tambah wan tan", they would normally charge you more. So similarly, if you ask the restaurant to "Kurang Mushroom", they should charge you less... right?

Step 2: When asked "What would you like to drink sir?"

Always say "TAP WATER" and insist that they NOT charge you a single cent for that (Drinking water is a HUMAN RIGHT).

Some places insist that they don't serve tap water and instead force you to buy a bottle of mineral water from them for RM1.00.

When faced with a situation like that, stay calm... relax... and just politely say to the waiter

"MA CHOW H*I IF U DUN GIMME MY WATER RIGHT NOW I AM GOING TO HURT YOU".

Step 3: The Steak

Normally when you order steak at a restaurant, the waiter would have to ask you
"How would you like your steak done sir? Medium, Medium-Well... Well-done?"

In which you should ALWAYS ask
"Which is cheaper?"
Some waiters would give you a good answer and then you should know how to pick the cheaper option.
Some waiters will try to be funny with you and say

"They're all the same Sir".

In which you should lose all your patience and say

"THEN WHY THE HUMP DO YOU EVEN BOTHER ASKING ME?!?!"

hahaha...that was a few steps that i took from BOSS STEWIE's blog...there are a longer version in his blog..

Now back to the food...
It's nice , very delicious and come in big portion
Btw Ingolf's Kneipe is famous of it's mushroom soup..but neither one of us order...so can't really comment about that...

and for drinks we order Paulaner Beer... wow that BEER is marvelous..very smooth but is kinda expensive abit compare to Heineken or Tiger

After a sip of Paulaner Agnieeessss cry for RED BOX wor...i think she is drunk after a sip of it...lol

Anyway the food there is worth for the money u pay...

Here u go Agniesss u got ur farewell and i got my Ingolf that i have longing for so long...
and let me not forget about this , the menu here changes everyday..cool man

ALL THE BEST AND STUDY HARD THERE!!!!!!

12 comments:

§i|εn† Pª¡ŋ said...

haha...the food there not bad. btw, they're famous for da German sausages la....da portions r BIG, enuf for 1 big eater like me ;p but now change taste liao, which means have 2 diet, putting on too much weight in tis 10 weeks hols :( btw again, those wif diners club card, u can use it here oso, got 20% discount, jz knew it wen celebratin colleagues' bday :)

§i|εn† Pª¡ŋ said...

btw, is da paulaner = german beer? i dunno da name, but anyway, i tasted it b4...i feel 'yuckzzzzz'....sori 4 tis contradicting comment, since i'm not a beer lover ;p

private TS said...

lol...i can sense that there is second time coming..so you better prepare ur diners club card lo... yup Paulaner is a german beer... next time order wine lo

Unknown said...

walau force me to gv comment..
very nc lo...
if u hv go invite me go lo...
haha...
zzz...

yikoko said...

haha...jesper,
i like ur sincerity, who forced u btw?

handidi said...

mind telling us more about ur Agniesss girl 'friend'?
go.go.go....TS

private TS said...

Jesper: you are part of us ma..dun
say who force who la

JY: No one force him...

HAN: I have nothing to hide...i'm one
of her many BFs....hahaha

毓涵 said...

oits. i didn't know you posted something about our ingolf trip! haha....thanks for the best wishes anyway!

handidi said...

hie are you Agniess???
Im Wei Han, TS friend. Heard TS mention about you to us. Welcome to our group...

kampung guy said...

Agnes???hi,i'm an inactive member here.is ts frenz too.welcome to physics blog...

Anonymous said...

Omg man, don't be so cheapskate again dude.... You dine in the fine dining..what the hell with tap water and stuff, just go for it...it will cost few pounds not much..Keke, anyway Paulaner is not really nice taste try Budweiser which is another German Beer...i like the take..Just dropping by to say hi..XD, Cheers.

Anonymous said...

wow...proven u from penang...with the kiam siap blood in u

u can't compare tiger with paulaner because the brew differently, and paulaner is imported that y it's expensive....cheer for nice post!!!