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BUSINESS LOGICS
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitudeshould be positive

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'That's Direct MarketingYou're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's veryrich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her adrink.You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her aride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?
'That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback