Physics LAw

Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.

Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Cat Obstruction
A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.

Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.

First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

Second Law of Energy Conservation
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag/Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Milk Consumption
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

Law of Furniture Replacement
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing
A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.

Law of Fluid Displacement
A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

Attention!!! Urgent!!!

Hey,Wan sin wanna invite us to go eating steamboat together at Sg.2,she might invite all Physicians of our batch to go to celebrate Exan is Finished around on 10th of november.So,she wanna noe how many of us will go.Jz gip me a confirmation.ok???

P/S=Her plan has not been confirmed n verified yet,wanna confirm how many will go 1st.

Trip to Kuantan

Hey...you all stil wanna go to my place bo?i'll be back to there around 16th 0r 17th of tiz month,but havent bought tickets yet.plz let me noe during or after exam.so that i could plan la...minasan,gambateh to ur all exam!!! to All physicians,Jia You(Gambateh!!!)

Physics-formulas

F=ma where Fun=mad X abnormal

P=IV where Pressure=It's time 4 Vacation

Ricatti Equation=found by Bernoulli's wife,Ricatti after Bernoulli's equation successfully derived.

Laurent's Series=brother of Taylor's series

Questions:

(1/n)*sin x=? (Ans=six)

so,what about (1/c)*sec x?

f(z)=1/z, Zo=0=( a pole),what is it???(hint:refer to text book)

there are 10 fishes in an aquarium, 1 day,there is a fish dead and taken out from it,so what is the volume of water in that aquarium?Increase or Decrease? (Ans=Increase)

Cauchy's integral theorem=found when cauchy was playing merry-go-round with his wife when his saddle horse was turning in another direction and he had got his head knocked at that time.

Encoder=the wife(husband) of decoder. Why??(they were against each other before they become a couple)

Stoke Theorem=child of Mr. Green Theorem and Mrs Twince

Exhausted....

phew.....tests r finished,n raya is coming...every1 here is rushing4 balik kampung,myself oso 1 of 'em..after the tests,feel released alot but,ha...stil hav sumthing cant be released in short time..since i was here,i've learned alot n noe lots of new frens(sounds like reach here on 1st day,ha ha..),oso,have faced lots of difficulties.sumtimes i feel alone but dun hav strong feeling of lonely coz i have got used to it...n oso got frens like u all.i'm glad to meet u all here even though the time of togetherness is not much.n i feel like wanna speak out sumthing to sumbody else but...dunno shud start from where n dunno how to do it...i'm really a noob in such matter...b'coz of the studies n club's matter...i feel very very tired of thinking personal matters,even dunno how to handle it.here, i would like to bluff myself is tat i couldn't advise myself to face my own problems but can gip advise to who's got problem no matter it is officially or personally,sounds funny,rite?ha...tat's me.haiz...another sem is gone,feel the time is passing so quickly,feel like stil got alot of things havent been done yet...n seems like i've missed out lots of things.n quite hope tat the time can reverse back so that i could grab back the chances tat i've missed out but...life is life,reality is reality,sunthing has gone,impossible to chase and get back,rite?Now,i feel exhausted,feel wanna have a enough n enough rest...gud nite every1 for those stil o9 at midnite.